Hey. Wow. What’s wrong with humanity today? Think about it. We got
problems. Big problems: starvation, war, high gas prices and bad
movies. Want to change the world? Then go and do it. Think Michael
Jackson or Bruce Springsteen. Rock it out with whatever. Rock until
you drop. That’s what I’m doing and I’m only 36. If the world isn’t
a better place by the time I’m 50, I won’t make films. I’ll get into
environmentalism. Invent a cloth or something to save the ice fields
of America. People gotta ski, right? That’s all very clean. Human
power is where it’s at. So, let’s get together and power up. You got
some canned goods sitting around at home? Send them to Africa. Let’s
see how baked beans can save the world. A little thing like that goes
a long ways, right? Love the crew I’ve got. They are amazing. My
cutey pie PA is a firecracker. A great judge of character too (and
rumor has it she’s great in the sack but let’s not go there!). When
we finish this project, I’m going to make her an offer she can’t
refuse. Stick with me, and you’ll see…save the starving first, then
go to the Middle East and kick some real butt. God, I have so many
ideas…so little time.
Fred.
